Simple Pricing
Start free. Upgrade when you need more roasting power or want someone to actually hold you accountable.
Free Roast
Get roasted and share your results
- Unlimited text roasts
- Reality Score analysis
- Predicted quit date
- Shareable result cards
- 1 free AI meme generation
Roast Pro
Unlimited AI meme generation
- Everything in Free
- Unlimited AI meme generation
- High-resolution downloads
- No watermarks
- Priority generation
Accountability Pack
Weekly roast check-ins to keep you honest
- Everything in Roast Pro
- Weekly personalized roast emails
- Reality Score tracking over time
- Quit Date countdown reminders
- SMS reminders (optional)
- "Survived Quitter's Day" badge
Annual Accountability
Best value for serious resolution-keepers
- Everything in Accountability Pack
- Save 33% vs monthly
- Priority support
- Early access to new features
- Exclusive annual member badge
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the roast really free?
Yes! You can get roasted as many times as you want for free. We'll even give you one free AI meme to share. We make money when you upgrade to Pro or the Accountability Pack.
What's the difference between Roast Pro and the Accountability Pack?
Roast Pro is a one-time purchase that gives you unlimited AI meme generation. The Accountability Pack is a subscription that includes weekly personalized check-in emails to keep you on track with your resolution.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes, you can cancel the Accountability Pack anytime. No questions asked (we already know why - you quit).
Do you really think I'll quit?
Statistically? Yes. 80% of resolutions fail by February. But we'd love to be proven wrong. That's kind of the point.
What happens if I survive past my quit date?
First, congratulations! Second, we'll update your Reality Score and send you a survival badge. But don't get cocky - the battle isn't over until you've made it through the whole year.
Still not sure? Start with a free roast.
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