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Accountability Roast Pack

Weekly roast check-ins that won't let you forget your resolution. We'll keep roasting you until you either quit or prove us wrong.

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Weekly Roast Emails

Personalized roasts based on your resolution progress (or lack thereof)

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Reality Score Tracking

Watch your score go up (or down) based on your actions

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Global Leaderboard

Compete with others worldwide. Filter by country or resolution category

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Survival Badges

Earn badges for making it past key milestones (if you can)

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Quit Date Countdown

A constant reminder of when we predicted you'd fail

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Streak Tracking

Build weekly check-in streaks. Break it and start over in shame

Choose Your Plan

$9.99/month

Your Email

Your 2026 Resolution

Target Completion Date (optional)

Leaderboard Settings (Optional)

Display Name

Country

Show my progress on the public leaderboard (display name, score, category, and country only)Allow anonymized data to be used for research and the annual Resolution Reality Report (no personal info shared)

Cancel anytime. No questions asked (we already know why).

Sample Weekly Roast

Week 2 Check-in

“Congratulations on making it past January 14th - your predicted quit date. You've beaten 23% of people with similar resolutions. Don't get cocky though. February is when the real dropoff happens. Your current Reality Score: 34% (up from 23%).”